Yo, is the judge a female? Maybe she’ll be DTF: down to forgive!
Oh, yes, folks, the Jersey Shore gang is nearly back in our lives.
And, considering the quote above, it’s about darn time, right?!?
Following a very quick look at the third season of Jersey Shore’s Family Vacation, MTV has unveiled an extended trailer for upcoming episodes of this beloved reality show revival.
In the action and emotional-packed 90-second trailer featured here, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino at last ties the knot with longtime girlfriend Lauren Pesce in the presence of the “friends that became family.”
It may actually be hard for veteran viewers to maintain dry eyes while watching this event.
And not to crack up at the shenanigans surrounding the ceremony.
“It’s tuuuxedo tiiime!” groomsmen Pauly D, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino shout as they toast the man of the hour.
Indeed, The Situation is at the center of this preview, considering he’s getting married AND going to prison for his role in a tax evasion scam.
“Whatever the outcome may be, we’re here for you throughout that whole process,” Pauly tells his friend, later joking:
“Yo, is the judge a female? Maybe she’ll be DTF: down to forgive!”
We love these guys.
In a subsequent scene, the DJ takes on an angrier tone when he’s seen asking Ronnie, “How much more can you take?,” which simply has to be a reference to all the craziness between himself and Jen Harley.
As far as we know, these two are still together and, as far as we know, Harley will appear on Season 3.
“We definitely are all going through our own stuff,” Ronnie admits to the camera, as footage of Mike walking into and out of a courthouse takes over the screen. “We’re not kids anymore.”
No, they are parents of an adorable little girl.
Elsewhere, Pauly notes, “One decision can change your life,” as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is seen bawling her eyes out.
Could she be pregnant? (SPOILER ALERT: Yes, and she just gave birth.)
“Jersey Shore: Family Vacation” Season 3 (or 2B, as you may see it referred to as at various points) premieres Thursday, July 11 at 8/7c on MTV.
Check out the exciting preview here!